Chloe Sevigny's Clothing Line

Yay! It won't be long now 'til you can OFFICIALLY dress like the female version of Oliver Twist... or a less cracked-out Courtney Love circa 1993, because Chloe Sevigny's about to drop her clothing line at Opening Ceremony.



What really kills me is the outfit on the far right. For when you REALLY wanna unironically dress like Thelma and/or Louise. I've never been to Chloe's home town of Darien, Connecticut (which allegedly helped inspire her line), but something tells me that the women of a town that boasts a per-family median income of $173,777 don't dress in trailer park-inspired too-tiny floral-printed tankini tops and FUPA-exposing high-waisted printed leggings. And Fergie's already done a good enough job of beating the porkpie to death:



When it comes to fashionable Chloes, make mine See.