Thursday, January 15, 2009

Wet-Look Hammer Pants... For You To Poop In!

($55.68, Vero Moda, Asos.com)

WhoWhatWear be damned! (You too, PopSense -- though I just discovered you guys, and you dudes seem cool.) The only positive things I could say about these wet-look harem pants are:

a.) If you suffer the misfortune of unpredictable bowels but are simultaneously "lucky" enough to have stank-free feces, it'll take a while before anyone notices you've crapped yourself.

b.) If you're the Prez of the Hammer fan club, you're all set.

Seriously... can't touch these! (No... really.. don't.)












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